OMG! There was this horribly bright glowy thing in the sky this afternoon and people were running around crazy screaming, "My eyes, my eyes!" and "Oh God, it burns, make it stop!". A number of people burst into flame and disappeared, mostly strange people in long flowy capes and stuff. It was terrible. No one is quite sure what the bright glowy thing was but everyone who survived is relieved that it is finally gone.
Tomorrow, another inch of rain. Friday, another two or more inches of rain and heavy thunderstorms.
That's it, I'm buying a boat...
